Sarah Paulson ‘Dramatically’ Reads Hillary Clinton Emails, Snoozefests Commence

Need a crash course in FBI Director James Comey's eleventh-hour investigation into Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton's emails? Here's the upshot, thanks to Full Frontal With Samantha Bee: the FBI looked for smoking guns in Clinton's inbox, and pretty much only found evidence that she can't make heads or tails of her printer.

Cool try, though!

On last night's (November 7) episode, Bee delivered a signature scathing/hilarious critique of Comey's self-aggrandizing mission-to-nowhere, which potentially lost Clinton voters ahead of Election Day 2016 for no good reason. And to drive home just how boring and uneventful Clinton's emails really are, Bee invited Emmy Award-winning actress Sarah Paulson to deliver "dramatic readings" of the messages that might otherwise function as potent sleep aids.

With somber music and moody lighting as accompaniment, Paulson dives right in, addressing everything from Clinton's questions about Blackberry emoticons to her conference room's new carpets.

"Please print for me: cookstoves, export control, visa reform," Paulson begins, chillingly. "Can you give me times for two TV shows: Parks and Recreation and The Good Wife?"

And just when you think peak drama's been reached, Paulson raises the stakes:

"Gefilte fish: Where are we on this?"

No, not since Watergate have the American people been witness to such scandal...

Prepare for some truly earth-shaking developments, watch the clip and find your closest polling place so that you can vote and make your voice heard.

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