Lottery

One of my favorite meme's ever, have you seen it? The one that says, 'I won't let anyone know when I win the lottery...but there will signs.' These words are over a photo of a bologna sandwich with extra bologna! It made me think, if that ain't me! lol You will know when I win the lotto by how (not-so) bougie I will become.

Over the last few days as the Powerball Lottery has grown to astronomical proportions, I've asked friends, neighbors and strangers what they would do with the money if they won it. Their answer to the person may shock you.

What would I do if I won the Powerball Jackpot? First of all, I would not quit my job. I would continue to hang with all of you on the radio and online.

This week a 50-year-old woman in Michigan just hit the Powerball jackpot for $310 million, and IMMEDIATELY quit her job. We all hope that she will be smart with her money but most lottery winners aren't. Here are five dumb things people do after they come into a lot of money.

Well, this guy's New Year is sucking so far.

Okay, I will admit it, I will probably buy a Powerball ticket sometime today in the hopes of winning half a billion dollars, though I know the chances of that are like me dating a supermodel, being elected President while successfully juggling cats covered in vegetable oil, in a thunderstorm.