Ok so apparently Odessa Crime Stoppers has jokes! I came across this post and had to laugh and share. Just in time for Valentine's Day, I love what the post says,

'if you have an ex-Valentine and you know they have outstanding warrants, give us a call, let us know your ex's location and we will take care of the rest!'

Savage. But also genius. 

You know there were men and women who saw that post and said hmmmm lemme see what I can do? This 'Valentine's Day Special' will be tempting for many which is exactly what the post is intended to do. The Odessa Crime Stoppers FB post goes on to say,

This Valentine’s Day Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious  accommodations, and professional glamour shots. This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner.

I cannot! Whoever wrote this post is clever. You are also encouraged to provide additional referrals if you so choose. Meaning feel free to turn in any and all peeps in your circle that you know have outstanding warrants.

I mean let's be real, all they are trying to do is make Valentine's Day more special for some. The post ends with the ever-popular, 'operators are standing by!'

You are encouraged to call 432-333-TIPS, or you can use the app P3Tips.

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