Sometimes, one ought to know how important it is to read the room. Especially when you're in a place like Dallas, Texas.

What do I mean by that?

Well....

Walk Softly, Carry Gigantic Sticks

There's a video that's only 9 seconds long that illustrates exactly why one should not get too aggressive or unpleasant to deal with around people they don't know.

It is nine seconds of satisfaction and comedic timing, if we are to assume th context given in the caption is true.

Thank Heaven For 7-Eleven....Cuz You Going To Hell

The caption states that on Sunday evening, February 18, there was an unruly customer in the convenience store who refused to leave.

The two 7-Eleven employees eventually got tired of asking him to leave the premises....and took matters into their own hands. Literally.

Each employee took a giant stick (just where exactly did they happen to have these very large sturdy sticks concealed and at the ready? Those things are huge.

With a Whack, Thwack, and a Thwacky-Whack

Our two protagonists move in tight synchronicity as they deliver some undoubtedly sharp smacks to their loudmouthed foe.

Once unruly, and now wildly fleeing and flailing, our unwelcome customer is seen beating a hasty retreat across the parking lot. Doing everything in his power to elude his two adversaries who are in dogged pursuit.

You know that saying? Walk softly and carry a big stick?

I bet you anything that's the one that will stay with our unruly customer any time he even looks in the general direction of a 7-Eleven store.

19 Fugitives Wanted by the FBI With Ties to Texas

Take a look at these fugitives, some have rewards of up to $5 million dollars.

Gallery Credit: Billy Jenkins

Texas Death Row: A Look At Notable Last Meals (And One Pile Of Dirt)

As of 2011, Texas no longer honors last-meal requests because of one very expensive and elaborate meal that went untouched. We take a look at that final meal, along with other notable ones, including the guy who requested a pile of dirt.

Gallery Credit: Renee Raven