There's a lot to be learned from this commercial from Fiat slated for the 2013 Super Bowl. For example, Fiats have trunks now.

You can drive yourself and four of your friends to a white party, because the car is apparently comfortable enough that you won't sweat through your outfit. Or possibly the air conditioner works really well -- it's not entirely clear. Either way, Italians like to kiss people on the face, and WASP-y people hate it, unless it involves the potential for a three-way with the sisters of your son's girlfriend. If that is what's going on, kiss away! Did we mention the trunk space?