Comedy

Here is another City of Midland 'Monthly Shorts', with details on the December happenings around the city.

"Mom, Dad you just don't understand...", like we've never been that age before. If you're a parent, I guarantee that you've heard these exact words. Well, the next time you do, whip out your smart phone or your iPad and play this video for your kids.

Okay, I will admit it, I will probably buy a Powerball ticket sometime today in the hopes of winning half a billion dollars, though I know the chances of that are like me dating a supermodel, being elected President while successfully juggling cats covered in vegetable oil, in a thunderstorm.

You're in a good mood driving down the road or sitting in your office singing along to your favorite song, until you get to that little stanza that you end up singing, “50 quays to say Dubai...”

If you’re still unclear about the concept of the redistribution of wealth, the philosophy of our current administration, maybe this will clear it up for you.

Where can you go see some of the funniest comedians in West Texas this weekend?

My Son Brody is starting to tell me jokes that he learns from classmates at preschool. Some of the jokes punch lines he nails and others he giggles his way through. Here are some of the jokes Brody has share this week!

Last year I got the gig for the City of Midland's monthly informational program, coincidentally called Monthly Shorts.

Summer Mummers had an unwelcome guest last friday night that really stunk up the place. During the Friday evening performance, a baby skunk found her way into the Yucca. No doubt drawn by the smell of popcorn, the rodent made a stink of herself before being corralled by one of the crew and ejected from the theater unharmed.

Though Pixar has yet to formally announce ‘Finding Nemo 2,’ the animation studio is quietly working hard behind-the-scenes to prep for the upcoming sequel. Director Andrew Stanton recently signed a deal to return and now come reports the Ellen DeGeneres is in talks to once again voice the forgetful fish Dory.