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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/William.gif?w=980&q=75)
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
![Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/It.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
![Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Dak.gif?w=980&q=75)
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
![Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Donald2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
![Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Fried.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.
![Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Marcos.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
![What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Cheating.jpg?w=980&q=75)
What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?
Hmm, that ring starting too feel a little tight, is it?
![Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
![Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Pizza.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.