Twitter, like the 'Transformers' franchise, was just way too much for Megan Fox to handle.

The outspoken pinup left the microblogging site after barely a week of rocking the coveted blue check mark. We know: Writing 140 characters or less is like, really hard, you guys.

Thankfully, Facebook is apparently manageable for the new mom. On the Zuckerberg spy machine, Fox wrote, "Some of you may or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down."

Observant! She added, "I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly, but as it turns out, I still hate it."

"Love you guys but I will just never be that girl," she lamented. She'll just be "that girl" who publicly badmouths her bosses, swears she hasn't had Botox and talks about how powerful vaginas are, right?

"Facebook is as much as I can handle. I'm sorry."

We're sure everyone will miss photos of her 'Star Wars' memorabilia. But mostly just the possibility of eventual bikini pictures.