We're not telling you what to get Dad for Father's Day, but we are suggesting thing NOT to get.

Avoid the following: Socks, underwear, ties.

It may bet the traditional gift fo Father's Day, but kids, we really don't want another tie. We have a closet full, some from the 80's that we don't have the heart to throw away because it's from one of the kids.

Here are some other things to avoid this Father's Day.

  • 1

    Beer-Scented Soap

    UncommonGoods
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    Because you want your dad to smell like beer just in case he gets pulled over by the cops on the way to your house.

  • 2

    Ceramic Boot Full of Cactii

    iDreamOfSucculents, etsy
    iDreamOfSucculents, etsy
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    Perfect! For no one!

  • 3

    Man Spanx

    Nordstrom
    Nordstrom
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    Getting us underwear suggests to us that we are unclean, and besides, why have you been looking at our underwear anyway?

  • 4

    Tattoupees

    Neatorama
    Neatorama
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    It's a good thing everyone totally loves to talk about how bald they are, otherwise these would be the worst gift ever!!

  • 5

    World's Greatest Anything

    Amazon
    Amazon
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    Why, you're such a great dad that I bought you this mug from the gas station when I realized you wouldn't be understanding at all that I forgot to get you a gift.

  • 6

    Nose Hair Trimmer

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    TechTickerBlog
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    Not okay.

  • 7

    Painted Rock

    Kaboose
    Kaboose
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    Congratulations -- there is no way Dad is going to pay for you to go to art school now.

  • 8

    Novelty Tie

    Imgur
    Imgur
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    "Awesome! This is perfect for when I go to the NEVER. I WILL NEVER WEAR THIS."

  • 9

    Chainsaw and a Case of Beer

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    SpectrumCulture
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    Just a horrible combination. Why would you even consider that?

  • 10

    Amanda Bynes-Style Tweet

    Twitter
    Twitter
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    In general, try not to do anything Amanda Bynes has done.

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