- Ian McKellen has been fighting prostate cancer for years. In other news: Ian McKellen is immortal. [Rickey]

- Marky Mark just hired Justin Bieber for his first ever film role. What could go wrong? [PopCrush]

- Jennifer Lopez may or may not have peed herself. [Bohomoth]

- Kristen Stewart and Amanda Seyfried get nude for their art, not for booby-ogling. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Hugh Jackman wept like a little girl on '60 Minutes,' made us love him even more. [IDLYITW]

- The Jessica Simpson baby bump watch is on. Weight Watchers' execs swear profusely. [Celebitchy]

- 'Harry Potter' cast reunites to shoot another movie - for the Harry Potter theme park rides. [Hypable]

- Conan O'Brien brings back the Human Centipede Menorah. Gets one way ticket to Hell. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Victoria Beckham too good and not smiley enough to join her fellow Spice Girls. [Lainey Gossip]

- New 'Man of Steel' trailer has things actually happening in it. Kind of. [ScreenCrush]

 

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