UPDATE (11/16): Ahead of the song's forthcoming music video, the official lyric video for "Chantaje" has arrived today — but we doubt you'll be looking at the lyrics much.

Consider this the #MannequinChallenge meets the #IceBucketChallenge.

How did she manage to stay so still? And how did her hair remain so flawless? And will her hips ever lie? One thing's for sure: taking a shower will never be the same.

Kudos to Shakira for achieving the impossible: making a lyric video interesting.

ORIGINAL POST (10/28): After teasing the track piece-by-piece on Instagram over the past week, Shakira and Maluma — two of Colombia's finest musical exports — have at last unveiled their collaboration, the latest off of Shakira's forthcoming Spanish-language album: "Chantaje." (That's "Blackmail" in English.)

As with many of her pairings, including "Can't Remember to Forget You" with Rihanna and "Beautiful Liar" with Beyoncé, the track sees Shaki at her seductive best, hitting the floor with the "Borro Cassette" reggaeton hottie for a bit of back-and-forth conflicted temptation.

"Un día digo que no y otro que si," she coos across the beat. "Yo soy masoquista," Maluma laments.

There are also references to past works abound in the outro: "Pretty boy," the Fijación Oral goddess moans as the song comes to a close. "Be my baby, loba," Maluma replies. It is, in a word, fuego. (And if all these teaser photos on her Instagram are from a video, that's going to be pure sex.)

Shakira's ramping up the #ShakiPromo hard: she's also hitting the stage at the American Music Awards on November 20 with Carlos Vives to perform their No. 1 US Latin Pop Songs hit, "La Bicicleta." Shout out to the AMAs for supporting music from beyond just the obvious Top 10 major players of the Billboard Hot 100!

See the Spanish lyrics for "Chantaje," as well as an English translation, below.

Maluma:
Cuando estás bien te alejas de mí
Te sientes sola y siempre estoy ahí
Es una guerra de toma y dame
Pues dame de eso que tiene' ahí
Oye baby no sea' mala
No me deje' con las ganas
Se escucha en la calle que ya no me quieres, ven y dímelo en la cara

Shakira:
Pregúntale a quien tú quieras
Vida, te juro que eso no es así
Yo nunca tuve una mala intención
Yo nunca quise burlarme de ti
Conmigo ves
Nunca se sabe
Un día digo que no y otro que sí

Maluma: Yo soy masoquista
Shakira: Con mi cuerpo un egoísta

Coro
Shakira y Maluma: Tu eres puro, puro chantaje puro, puro chantaje
Maluma: Siempre es a tu manera
Shakira: Yo te quiero aunque no quiera
Shakira y Maluma: Tú eres puro chantaje puro, puro chantaje
Maluma: Vas libre como el aire
Shakira: No soy de ti ni de nadie

Maluma:
Cómo tú me tientas cuando tú te mueves
Esos movimientos sexys siempre me entretienen
Sabe' manipularme bien con tus caderas
No sé porque me tienes en lista de espera

Shakira:
Te dicen por ahí que voy haciendo y deshaciendo
Que salgo cada noche
Que te tengo ahí sufriendo
Que en esta relación
Soy yo la que manda
No pares bola a toda esa mala propaganda
Pa pa' que te digo na'
Te comen el oído
No vaya' a enderezar lo que nació torcido

Maluma:
Y como un loco sigo tras de ti, muriendo por ti
Dime que hay pa' mi bebe.

Shakira:
Qué?

Shakira:
Pregúntale a quien tú quieras
Vida te juro que eso no es así
Yo nunca tuve una mala intención
Yo nunca quise burlarme de ti
Conmigo ves
Nunca se sabe
Un día digo que no y otro que si

Maluma: Yo soy masoquista
Shakira: Con mi cuerpo un egoísta

Coro
Shakira y Maluma: Tú eres puro, puro chantaje puro, puro chantaje
Maluma: Siempre es a tu manera
Shakira: Yo te quiero aunque no quiera
Shakira y Maluma: Tú eres puro chantaje puro, puro chantaje
Maluma: Vas libre como el aire
Shakira: No soy de ti ni de nadie

Eh-eh-eh-eh
Nadie-eh-eh-eh
Nadie-eh-eh-eh
Nadie…
Con mi cuerpo un egoísta

Coro:
Shakira y Maluma: Tú eres puro chantaje puro, puro chantaje
Maluma: Siempre es a tu manera
Shakira: Yo te quiero aunque no quieras
Shakira y Maluma: Tú eres puro chantaje puro, puro chantaje
Maluma: Vas libre como el aire
Shakira: No soy de ti ni de nadie
Eh-eh-eh-eh
Nadie-eh-eh-eh
Nadie-eh-eh-eh
Nadie…eh…eh…

Maluma: All right all right baby…Shakira…Maluma
Shakira: Pretty Boy
Maluma: You’re my baby Loba
Mlauma: Colombia…You feel me?
Shakira: Pretty Boy

Blackmail (Translation from Chantaje)

Maluma:
When you're fine
you get away from me
When you feel lonely
I'm always there
It's a give-and-take war
Then give me some of what you got there
Hey baby don't be mean
Don't leave me longing
Word on the streets is that you don't love me anymore
Come and say it on my face

Shakira:
Ask whoever you want,
Baby, I promise it's not that way
I never had a bad intention
I never wanted to play you
With me you see, you never know
One day I say no and the other I say yes.

Maluma:
I'm a masochist
Shakira:
You're being selfish with my body

Chorus:
Shakira & Maluma: You're real, real blackmail, real, real blackmail
Maluma: It's always your way
Shakira: I love you even though I don't want to
Shakira & Maluma: You're real, real blackmail, real, real blackmail
Maluma: You always go just like air
Shakira: I'm not yours or anyone's

Maluma:
The way you tempt me when you move
Those sexy moves always entertain me
You know how to manipulate me well with your hips
I don’t know why you keep me on your waiting list

Shakira:
They tell you I go around doing and undoing things
That I go out every night and make you suffer
That in this relationship, I'm the one in charge
Don't pay attention, that's just bad propaganda
Daddy I shouldn't even tell you anything, they eat your ear
Don't try to straighten what hasn't been crooked

Maluma:
And like crazy I'm always after you
Dying to have you, tell me what you got for me babe
Shakira:
What?
Maluma:
I'm a masochist
Shakira:
You’re being selfish with my body

Chorus:
Shakira & Maluma: You're real, real blackmail, real, real blackmail
Maluma: It's always your way
Shakira: I love you even though I don't want to
Shakira & Maluma: You're real, real blackmail, real, real blackmail
Maluma: You always go just like air
Shakira: I'm not yours or anyone's, anyone's, anyone's, anyone's

You're being selfish with my body

Chorus:
Shakira & Maluma: You're real blackmail, real, real blackmail
Maluma: It's always your way
Shakira: I love you even though I don't want to
Maluma: You always go just like air
Shakira: I'm not yours or anyone's, anyone's, anyone's, anyone's

Maluma: Alright alright baby… Shakira…Maluma
Shakira: Pretty Boy
Maluma: You’re my baby She Wolf
Maluma: Colombia, you feel me?
Shakira: Pretty Boy