We know it can be tough finding something to start a conversational thread with, so try one of these gems and you'll soon be tweeting to your heart's content!

NOTE: To make this as easy as possible, all these tweets are 140 characters or less so they'll work for Facebook and Twitter. The 'Tweet This' link will automatically tweet it for you or you can just copy and paste it to your  Facebook page! 

Pick one or pick them all and start Tweeting!:

My hobby is coin collecting.  Or, to put it another way:  I work in radio.  (Tweet This)

Not all bikers are bad.  I've never had a problem with a guy on a unicycle.  (Tweet This)

Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Cry and you probably just wasted your hard-earned money on that new Van Halen live CD.  (Tweet This)


When Letterman's gone, Stephen Colbert will have some mighty big interns to fill.  (Tweet This)

If robots are being developed to do jobs we don't want, why isn't there one to raise my kids?  (Tweet This)

Week four of my discount bin Easter candy-cleanse.  So far I've lost two teeth.  (Tweet This)

Quick apology to annoyed sidewalk cyclists for being in your way!  Ugh, if only we had some sort of designated path for pedestrians.  (Tweet This)

I drive a 1992 Toyota Camry, but I still dream about someday driving a Cherry Red 1993 Toyota Camry.  (Tweet This)

I tried to make a joke about my car's muffler, but it totally backfired.  (Tweet This)

Tequila with a tequila back, please.  (Tweet This)

I'm all about that cake, bout that cake, no kale . . .  (Tweet This)

I hate when people use four-letter words . . . especially "kale."  (Tweet This)

I learned it's wrong to call your wife your "driver's side airbag."  (Tweet This)

I don't wear the pants in the family . . . but only because I don't wear pants, period.  (Tweet This)

My hobby is coin collecting.  Or, to put it another way:  I work in radio.  (Tweet This)

If I had it to do all over again, I would have charged my batte  (Tweet This)

You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, with my untrimmed nails.  (Tweet This)


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