I'm not really sure how you teach a parakeet to talk, but I think it would be crazy fun! I have been laughing all day with this birds one-liners! Here are my favorite!

I also know for a fact that I would teach my Parakeet to say, "Mix 1043, Your Gal Pal Roxi!"

"Nobody put's baby bird in the corner" - Best line!

"I am not a crook my name is Disco" - This one killed me!

"Bad kitty ... baadd kitty"- Of course a bird would say that!

What would you have your Parakeet say?