Did you know Red Bull doesn't actually give you wings? Did you know that if you bought a Red Bull in the last 10 years and didn't get wings, you can fill out a form and get either $10 cash or $15 of new Red Bulls? Lawsuits are great.

I am, quite frankly, shocked that enough people thought that Red Bull would actually give them wings that we have to have this conversation, but here's the real deal: Red Bull won't give you wings. The lawsuit is for other claims on the can about athletic performance and reaction speed.

A class action suit has been opened against Red Bull, and if you bought any Red Bull between January 1, 2002 and October 3, 2014, you can fill out a form online or mail it in, and claim either $10 cash or $15 in Red Bull products. No proof of purchase is required!