John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Laugh Your Butt Off at the Best News Bloopers of January 2014
We love the fact that the news is shot live, not because we get real-time coverage, but because anything can happen. And sometimes, "anything" can be downright hilarious.
Epic Meal Time Creates Giant Pork Cheetos
Just in time for Game Day, the crew at Epic Meal Time have created more culinary affronts to nature called Pork Cheetos. And they look delicious.
The ‘Full House’ Dads Reunite on Jimmy Fallon
Get ready for nostalgia overload, because this clip from 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' features the guys from 'Full House' reprising their roles. Have mercy!
A Bit of Boredom and Imagination Gave Birth to This Epic Creation
What do you do when you and your buddies are bored and have a van and a boat lying around? Well, the obvious thing to do, of course: combine them!
Metal Albums with Googly Eyes Will Make Your Day Better
What's more brutal than your favorite metal albums? Your favorite metal albums -- with googly eyes.
The Story of Stockings and His Birth Defect Had Us Tearing Up
Meet Stockings. He's a happy cat who loves to wrestle, is curious about the world around him and enjoys playing around. But his birth defect has made life a little harder for him.
Watch This Attack on Taylor Swift During Her Grammy Performance
It seems as if Taylor Swift suffered an attack during her performance at the 56th Grammy Awards. It was so quick that not many saw it. Well, here's the video.
Vin Diesel Dances to Beyonce and Announces ‘Riddick’ Sequel
So, while the world might know Vin Diesel as a huge action hero and all-around tough guy, they might not know that he's a pretty damn good dancer.
We Never Thought We’d See This Kind of Footage in the Wild
We have some penguins, a caracara bird and some eggs. It seems like a normal scene for a nature film, right? What happens next might shock you.
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.