Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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That Creepy Guy Won the ‘Meet Taylor Swift’ Contest – So the Radio Station Canceled It
A radio station in Boston recently held a contest wherein the winner would get to meet Taylor Swift, but when a 39-year-old man won after a friend enlisted the help of the internet, the station pulled the plug. Maybe because the dude had expressed great interest in smelling T-Swizzle's hair.
The First Words the Sublime Helen Mirren Would’ve Taught a Daughter: ‘F— Off’
Dame Helen Mirren is 67 -- and damned near flawless. She dyes her hair pink for the fun of it, publicly yells at noisy people, and knows how to walk in stripper heels.
She never had children, and that's almost too bad -- because if she'd had daughters, she'd have given them amazing life advice. Specifically, when and how to tell people to eff off.
Kris Jenner Tried to Bribe a Reporter Into Pretending Her Talk Show Isn’t Terrible
Kris Jenner's new talk show 'Kris' has been getting awful reviews, most likely because the whole time she talks about meal ticket daughter Kim while trying not to sound like a giant scripted mess. (Spoiler: Her efforts are in vain.)
So to fix this, she tried to bribe a reporter with cupcakes and a Tiffany pen. (More spoilers: It didn't work.)
Andy Richter, Olivia Wilde, Seth Green + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (July 22), some celebs talked about the upcoming birth of the royal baby (who finally arrived today), some people spoke in memory of character actor Dennis Farina, and Olivia Wilde somehow managed to do both.
New ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Features That Jennifer Lawrence + Liam Hemsworth Scene You Were Waiting For [VIDEO]
If Peeta and Katniss (given the hilarious mashup name Peeniss by fans) are your thing, there will be plenty of angst in the upcoming 'Hunger Games: Catching Fire' film. But since there will also be a lip lock between Katniss and Gale (aka Kale), that should make the other half of the fandom happy.
If you're in that latter group, the brand new theatrical trailer has some Jennifer Lawrence on Liam H
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Rick Harrison from ‘Pawn Stars’ Got Married + ‘Counting Cars’ Star Danny Koker Officiated
In a ceremony made in reality television heaven, 47-year-old Rick Harrison from the series 'Pawn Stars' married his girlfriend DeAnna Burditt -- and surprisingly, it wasn't just a special for the History Channel.
Behati Prinsloo Flashes Her Ring + Describes How Adam Levine Popped the Question [PHOTO]
Adam Levine may joke that he's not a romantic (because that's what happens when you say you take women to McDonalds on dates), but his fiancee, Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo, knows differently.
2013 Emmys – Don Cheadle, Amy Poehler, Ty Burrell + More React to Their Nominations
The 2013 Emmy nominations were announced today (July 18), prompting many of the nominees to either jump up and down in excitement, pretend it's just an honor to be nominated, or just stand there in awe that the voters actually nominated some Netflix original programming.
Here are some of their reactions. (Bonus: This isn't the Oscars, so no one had to express faux-excitement and shock that people
Jane Lynch Tearfully Remembers Cory Monteith on ‘The Tonight Show’ [VIDEO]
Jane Lynch was talking to Jay Leno last night (July 17) on 'The Tonight Show' when talk turned to her deceased 'Glee' co-star Cory Monteith, who passed away on July 13 due to an accidental drug overdose.